10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP