10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.