10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.