10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.