10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.