10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.