10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977