10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!