10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is for loners.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.