10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm