10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for loners.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim