10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.