10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury