10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.