10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."