10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.