10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)