10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."