10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway