10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."