10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.