10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.