10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown