10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Welcome to kicker school