10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss