10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Welcome to kicker school
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."