10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• It's Free To Fold...
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.