10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.