10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is for loners.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer