10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?