10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.