10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Welcome to kicker school
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• It's Free To Fold...