10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.