10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.