10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers