10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson