10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow