10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike