10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."