10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.