10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.