10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• in the poker game of life women are the rake