10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Fold and live to fold again
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Welcome to kicker school
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway