10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak