10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss