10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.