10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger