10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?