10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.