10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.